Back In The Day

Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine.

Ice Cream

I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so that I won't be tempted to eat it later.

Some Examples That Will Get You Likes

You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.

Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.

Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.

Make Em Laugh Sure To GeT Likes

Make people laugh! You don't have to come up with your own jokes -- simply putting a spin on what's already out there is just as effective.

Facebook Likes

Share content from others (friends or your favorite funny/political website) that you find interesting; odds are, your friends will like it as well. Most outside websites now allow sharing directly.

How to get likes on Facebook

'Like' your friends' activity. This will encourage your friends to return the favor. Better yet, a comment! Staying up-to-date with your friends makes it easier for them to stay up-to-date with you.