What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
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